Perennial Crybaby Anelka Finally Gone!

Fenerbahce's resident cancer Nicolas Anelka has finally gotten his wish and will sign with English side Bolton for approximately $15 Million US Dollars. The deal was completed on Thursday evening and Anelka will join his new English teammates this weekend.

The 27-year-old Anelka was a bust for Fenerbahce, never playing at the level he played at for Manchester City and Liverpool. His tenure at Fenerbahce was riddled with complaining, whining, selfishness, and refusals to practice. Anelka now leaves the aggressive futbol of Turkcell Super Lig to play in the more passive English Premiership, accompanying his style of running away from competition rather than facing it.

Fenerbahce has become a better club today by ridding itself of Anelka.